Throw an Anti-Valentine’s Day Party

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Picture this: It’s Valentine’s Day and you’re in the thick of it. Couples everywhere, sweaty palms pressed together, staring into each other’s eyes like zombies, leaving trails of annoying little hearts floating above their stupid heads. Every God forsaken aisle in Walmart is a nauseating sea of pink and red. It’s national singles’ awareness day and you have HAD it. STRIKE. BACK. Create your own soiree where NO COUPLES ARE ALLOWED. Who’s in secret society now, lover nazis? Cupid is Stupid Women’s Shirt He’s coming for you – that fat, naked, winged, freak-baby is back for his annual attempt at

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What is Jiver?

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What is a Jiver, you might ask? Well, a Jiver is an unstoppable being who doesn’t let anyone or anything come between them and getting their jive on…and when you’re trying to shop online, scrolling through endless pages of items on the internet will most definitely make you lose your jive. So we do all work for you! Jiver serves as your personal online shopping editor who’s sole mission is to make the shopping process fun again. We research items across the internet, pulling from an extensive seller network and selecting only the most practical, unique, innovative and hilariously clever

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