DIY Exes Voodoo Doll
That two-timing, gold digging, cocaine sniffing, drunken sloppy whore! That miserable, dirty, no-good, low life, pathetic excuse for a man! You can’t believe you gave them the time of day and you want payback! Well, going after your ex with a sharp object is probably not the best way to go, seeing as there’s that small little detail called a life sentence you’ll most likey have to deal with if you go through with it. If all you can dream about is shoving extremely sharp objects into your ex, here’s your hands clean, murder free way out; the DIY ex voodoo doll kit. A perfect activity for anti-Valentine’s day party- everyone has someone they’d love to turn into a voodoo doll and really stick it to.$9.95
Rose Gold Link Necklace
Show your girl that the link between you is unbreakable with this beautifully craftd rose gold link necklace. Hitting her right around the collarbones, this piece is trendy but still classic enough to hold longevity in her accessory arsenal.$22.00
Occupied Heart Beer Glass
If getting fully inebriated on Valentine’s Day sounds like more your figurative cup of tea than a romantic dinner or watching The Notebook (barf) and eating ice cream as you drown yourself in a pathetic pool of your own, lonely tears, this pint glass is SO you. Let creepers and floozies who might try to approach you on that nauseating day (February 14) get your message loud and clear without ever having to stop sipping that delicious liquid gold that is beer. Your heart has no room for love and foolishness because it’s occupied. Doing something way more important than getting caught up in complicated love dilemmas; it’s pumping blood through your body to keep you alive. Isn’t that quite enough?$18.00*All Products - Alcohol & Smoking - Drinks - Eff Valentine's Day! - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Home - BUY IT!
Strip Tease Stripper Pole
We’ve all fantasized about either being a stripper or taking one home. Or hey, maybe both. Realize you and your man’s fantasies a by getting this Strip Tease Stripper Pole. Installation is easy as it comes with an installation DVD for the handy inept. This sturdy stripper pole is great for static or spinning tricks creating the ultimate strip tease whether your a beginner or an expert. As an exercise accessory it allows for a fun and exciting way to tone and gain strength. As erotic play in the bedroom it allows for fun and exciting ways to get down and dirty. This is a win-win situation here people!$129.99*All Products - Gifts for Women - Sexy Gifts - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - BUY IT!
Rose Pattern Paint Roller
Ordinary roses die. Give your girl not just a dozen, perishable flowers but a room full of long lasting, beautiful roses- on the wall! This empaistic flower pattern paint roller is a handy and innovative way of creating patterns on the wall without having to look to hard to handle decals and wall stickers. No need to plaster wallpaper up either.$10.99
Fine China Pattern Paint Roller
If you’re a fan of delicate yet intricate patterns like those found on fine china ware, this might be a perfect choice for your next paintjob. No need to put up wall paper or wall decasl or stickers, simply dip the roller in paint and watch as your pattern comes to life and transforms on your walls.$39.00
Dolphins Pet Jersey
Go Dolphins! Oh please, like your pooch gives a f*ck about your team, but you can definitely pretend with this officially licensed Miami Dolphins dog jersey. Show your undying fandom by not only wearing a dolphins jersey yourself, but letting your pooch rock one of his or her own! Super cute, sure to get some smiles and friendly conversation started, but most of all, will gain you ultimate fan points!$16.60
Steelers Pet Jersey
Go Steelers! Oh please, like your pooch gives a f*ck about your team, but you can definitely pretend with this officially licensed Steelers dog jersey.Show your undying fandom by not only wearing a Steelers jersey yourself, but letting your pooch rock one of his or her own! Super cute, sure to get some smiles and friendly conversation started, but most of all, will gain you ultimate fan points!$17.49
Ohio State Pet Jersey
Go Buckeyes! Oh please, like your pooch gives a f*ck about your team, but you can definitely pretend with this officially licensed Ohio State dog jersey. Show your undying fandom by not only wearing n Ohio State jersey yourself, but letting your pooch rock one of his or her own! Super cute, sure to get some smiles and friendly conversation started, but most of all, will gain you ultimate fan points!$22.36
Sex Panther Pheromone Cologne
Rawr! Look at you, sex panther. Your manly manliness it’s just too overwhelming. This, manly sex panther man, is the scent of masculinity and animalistic natural instincts that elicit passionate outbursts out of any woman who happens to wander into your vicinity.WARNING: PRODUCT MAY ONLY BE WORN BY MEN AMONG MEN WHO ARE MORE RAGING BEASTLY PANTHERS THAN MEN. If anyone without the level of manliness required to wear sex panther cologne tries to wear this, the intensity of it will immediately make them roll into a fetal position, suck their thumb and cal lfor mommy to come save them.$34.00*All Products - Gifts for Men - Men’s Accessories - Sexy Gifts - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - BUY IT!
Dead Cupid Smartphone Case
Cupid’s history of consistently f*cking up lives makes him the most notorious emotional terrorist in existence. He hopes to strike again this February 14. Your mission: kill him. If this is your mission, this smartphone case will truly express your feelings for that flabby flying baby who enjoys screwing up everyone’s life.$14.99
Grumpy Cat Valentine’s Plush
Not a fan of Valentine’s Day? Neither is Grumpy Cat. She’s here to express her absolute loathing for the holiday of love. She bears gifts, a heart with her favorite word ever: NO. This is what her answer is to about 90% of everything, actually. A perfect gift for the regular Valentine’s Day hater or grinch.$7.49*All Products - Eff Valentine's Day! - Gifts for Kids - Gifts for Women - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - BUY IT!