Ohio State Pet Jersey
Go Buckeyes! Oh please, like your pooch gives a f*ck about your team, but you can definitely pretend with this officially licensed Ohio State dog jersey. Show your undying fandom by not only wearing n Ohio State jersey yourself, but letting your pooch rock one of his or her own! Super cute, sure to get some smiles and friendly conversation started, but most of all, will gain you ultimate fan points!$22.36
Honey Badger VDay Card
You think the honey badger gives a sh*t about Valentine’s Day? He eats cobras, runs into houses full of bees to eat larvae, and decapitates mice, what makes you think the non-sh*t giving creature would start giving one for Valentine’s Day? If the honey badger is your spirit animal, this is the perfect card to give your boo on VDay. Obviously, you, like the honey badger, don’t care. So if you tell your honey boo that you sometimes MIGHT ACTUALLY care…a little…that’s saying alot!$2.95*All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Eff Valentine's Day! - Funny & Gag - BUY IT!
Grumpy Cat Vday Iphone Case
Grumpy cat had a Valentine once. It was awful, she says. If you, like Grumpy Cat, would rather shield yourself from the impending barrage of heart shaped missiles that might be fired at you on this national holiday honoring love and other forms of foolishness, this iphone case is for you.$3.99*All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Eff Valentine's Day! - Gifts for Women - Smartphones - BUY IT!
Honey Badger Talking Plush
Forget a boring teddy bear for Valentine’s Day. You think Teddy gives a sh*t about your undying love for your girl/boyfriend? Well he doesn’t and he doesn’t do much more than sit there and collect dust. If you’re going to gift your honey with a plush anima that couldn’t care less about your relationship, might as well be a honey badger that makes you laugh with his rude remarks. The world’s most fearless animal, this guy aint never scared! He has a variety of things to say to you that will leave you offended but tres amused.$41.55
Stupid Cupid shirt
Cupid: A winged, baby-faced deity that flies around shooting random people with his love arrow, making them fall madly in love, regardless of compatibility and financial situations. He never takes into account whether he pairs a perfectly good woman with a bum, a perfectly good, normal, loving man with a psycho girlfriend or a perfectly chill person ridden with baggage and baby mama or baby daddy drama. He’s an a**hole is what he is. A sadistic little bastard that toys with people’s hearts and laughs about it. And yet we give this little flying baby demon a holiday all to his own? F*ck that. Cupid is most definitely STUPID.$14.95
Grumpy Cat Postal Stamps
When it comes to a holiday like Valentine’s Day, it’s the details that speak the most. A grumpy cat stamp speaks volumes about you; it says you have a sense of humor. It says you like to make others laugh. But most of all, it says you couldn’t care less about your Valentine’s Day but still sending you a card or gift anyway.$25.15
Vday Lollipop Condom
Give your lover something sweet for Valentine’s Day-how bout a nice condom pop for starters? It gives them a nice little preview of just what they’e in for for the night and still looks great amongst other nicely packages Vday gifts.$5.95
Love Sucks Wristband
Tell ’em how you really feel and wear it with pride. These Love Sucks and Cupid is Stupid wristbands are a perfect party favor for anti-valentine’s day functions and for anyone who wouldn’t be caught dead rocking red or pink on that dreadful day, February 14.$1.49*All Products - Eff Valentine's Day! - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Gifts for Kids - Funny & Gag - BUY IT!
Screw Valentine’s Day Pinata
If Valentine’s day hasn’t exactly been good to you over the years, stop pretending! Whether you’re single, divorced, or in a relationship but have a bone to pick with all the crap you went through before, this piata will let you get all of that pent up frustration out and let you have fun with friends at the same time. Just aim, visualize that jerk’s face there, and swing!$17.00
Black Like Your Heart Roses
On Valentine’s Days, we wear black; that’s your motto. Who cares or wants to see couples running around kissing and leaving trails of heart bubbles everywhere, birds chirping love songs and spreading that toxic fume in the air known as love? Bleghh. Barf. Instead of being an innocent bystanding victim of all this stomach curdling affection floating around, do something. Create your own counter celebration. These roses that are black like your soul make for perfect gifts or decorations at your Screw Valentine’s Day or VDay Sucks! celebration.$11.99
Bittersweet Dipping Chocolate
Vday is always a bittersweet event. You hate Valentines Day but you love chocolate. On this nauseating day of pink everything and cutesy, lovey dovey, sappy BS, there will be quite enough sweetness flying around everywhere. At your anti-valentine’s day party, satisfy the demand for chocolate with this appropriately bittersweet chocolate dip so you can enjoy the perks of the stupid holiday without having to indulge in the cliche.$24.80
It’s that dreaded holiday again, the one where everyone is sickeningly sweet, in love, and annoying. You are trying to make your statement by boycotting anything and everything Valentines-y. You have to, however, stay hydrated. Don’t let that be a missed opportunity- let your H20 speak for you by drinking water that is black, like your heart and soul. If you’re a true VDay Grinch, you’ll throw a party to hate on Valentine’s Day amongst friends and drinks. Use Blk water in some of your recipes to add appropriate color or just offer black water bottles at the party as your added detail.$52.02