Food & Drinks
Food and Drinks Gifts
Cooking Stone Platter
Sick of dinner party guests complaining about their seafood or meat not being cooked the way they like it? Make them do it! With these steak stone platters. If you’re a fan of simmering fajita pans, hibachi and watching your food be prepared table side or right in front of you, you’ll want one of these.BUY IT! $89.99
Collapsible, Portable Grill
If you always wish you could take your home grill with you wherever you go but are met with the challenge of dragging around a he hunk of metal, try this minimalist, innovative and absolutely genius approach: The portable grill that starts out as a flutelike wand. It folds out into a fully functional grill, allowing you to achieve all the functions of a grill over an open fire.$28.42
Agate Slice Coasters
Make mother nature proud and decorate your home with a piece of naturally formed agate. Popular because a) everyone’s a bohemian chic hippy nowadays and is trying to outnature the next hippy and b) because it’s pretty. It’s a beautiful naturally occuring phenom that, when sliced thinly, catches the light in a magnificent way. Agate is formed when groundwater passes through air pockets in cooling lava. It’s known for its beautiful organic colors and mystical properties. It was once thought to protect its owners from danger and even produce delightful dreams. These coasters were formed in Brazil and finished off with a bit of silver and 24k gold lining along the edges.$140.00
Lush Wine Glass/Bottle
You don’t sip wine like a little girl; you CHUG that sh*t! If Nathan’s hot dog eating contest was wine instead, you’d be the reigning champion each year in a row no matter what! When drinking your red elixir, you have no need of putting your glass down because you keep going. You’re not a quitter. You ain’t neva scared! So DRINK like the bacchanalian you are. OWN your Lushness and chug from a cup that is actually the bottle! 750 ml of the drink made for Dionysus himself. CHEERS! And make sure you’re not driving.$13.52*All Products - Alcohol & Smoking - Drinks - Eff Valentine's Day! - Funny & Gag - Gifts for Women - Home - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - BUY IT!
Melting Glaciers Ice Molds
Little by little, the polar ice caps are melting and the poor penguins and polar bears are being displaced! Here’s a litte reminder of how it happens in the form of Ice Cubes. Supercute and much more exciting than squares, buoyant and freezing cold. The way ICE should be.$34.98
Polyglot Cheers Champagne Flutes
Across the cultures of the world, there are plenty of differences setting people apart; there are however, some things that never change- like sharing a drink among friends, well wishes and toasting to good fortune and health. This set of six 4oz champagne flutes celebrate the different ways of saying cheers! Includes Chinese, English, French, German, Italian and Japanese. Become an instant polyglot and impress your friends with how cultured you can be while also teaching them a thing or two.$74.95*All Products - Alcohol & Smoking - Drinks - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Home - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - BUY IT!
Occupied Heart Beer Glass
If getting fully inebriated on Valentine’s Day sounds like more your figurative cup of tea than a romantic dinner or watching The Notebook (barf) and eating ice cream as you drown yourself in a pathetic pool of your own, lonely tears, this pint glass is SO you. Let creepers and floozies who might try to approach you on that nauseating day (February 14) get your message loud and clear without ever having to stop sipping that delicious liquid gold that is beer. Your heart has no room for love and foolishness because it’s occupied. Doing something way more important than getting caught up in complicated love dilemmas; it’s pumping blood through your body to keep you alive. Isn’t that quite enough?$18.00*All Products - Alcohol & Smoking - Drinks - Eff Valentine's Day! - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Home - BUY IT!
Bittersweet Dipping Chocolate
Vday is always a bittersweet event. You hate Valentines Day but you love chocolate. On this nauseating day of pink everything and cutesy, lovey dovey, sappy BS, there will be quite enough sweetness flying around everywhere. At your anti-valentine’s day party, satisfy the demand for chocolate with this appropriately bittersweet chocolate dip so you can enjoy the perks of the stupid holiday without having to indulge in the cliche.$24.80
It’s that dreaded holiday again, the one where everyone is sickeningly sweet, in love, and annoying. You are trying to make your statement by boycotting anything and everything Valentines-y. You have to, however, stay hydrated. Don’t let that be a missed opportunity- let your H20 speak for you by drinking water that is black, like your heart and soul. If you’re a true VDay Grinch, you’ll throw a party to hate on Valentine’s Day amongst friends and drinks. Use Blk water in some of your recipes to add appropriate color or just offer black water bottles at the party as your added detail.$52.02
Vodka is my Valentine Flask
You don’t need a boytoy and you don’t need armcandy. You just need a DRINK. Keep your beloved on you at all times in your very own 6 oz flask full of that good stuff while making a statement about how you really feel about this ridiculous holiday honoring all the wrong things. Love? pfff. Relationships. HA. You have a REAL valentine in your life that loves you unconditionally. They might not be much of a morning person, but hey no one’s perfect and your beloved vodka is the closest you will get.$24.50*All Products - Alcohol & Smoking - Drinks - Eff Valentine's Day! - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - BUY IT!
Chocolate Covered Strawberries
Your sweetheart deserves a berry sweet gift this Valentine’s Day. We’re sure they’ll enjoy our mouth-watering Chocolate Covered Strawberries. Ripe, juicy strawberries are hand dipped in delicious chocolate, then designed with culinary artistry to make this an unforgettable treat. It may berry well be better than sex.$39.95*All Products - Food - Gifts for Kids - Gifts for Women - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - BUY IT!
Worldly Tea Samples
If drinking tea is your cup of tea (pun clearly intended) then this gift will be your cup of tea. This kit is like the epcot of teas, taking you from Taiwan to the Himalayas to India and much more. Comes with 10 tubes of exotic loose-leaf tea flavors.$55.00
Japenese Edible Body Paint
Learn a thing or two about erotic play from the Japanese. This chocolate-flavored Japanese Edible Body Paint is insanely delicious. You’ll have as much fun cleaning up as you will playing. The set comes with a special, fine applicator brush. Using your lover’s body as a blank page, write love poems or draw special shapes expressing your inner wants and desires. Clean off the remains easily with soap and water or feel free to lick it and start again. Foreplay has never been so creative or delicious!$12.99*All Products - Food - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Sexy Gifts - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - BUY IT!