Perfect Pour Smart Bartender Kit
Quick, make me a Long Island. A Manhattan. A Mongolian Motherf**ker. Go! Unless you bartend professionally or are a professional and well informed alcoholic- you are probably pouring actual iced tea into that Long Island ice tea- as if that were an ingredient. If you suck at bartending on your own or are beginning to learn, wether it be of personal reasons or you are trying to enter the world of bartending, this gift is for you.BUY IT! $72.99
Melting Glaciers Ice Molds
Little by little, the polar ice caps are melting and the poor penguins and polar bears are being displaced! Here’s a litte reminder of how it happens in the form of Ice Cubes. Supercute and much more exciting than squares, buoyant and freezing cold. The way ICE should be.$34.98
Agate Slice Coasters
Make mother nature proud and decorate your home with a piece of naturally formed agate. Popular because a) everyone’s a bohemian chic hippy nowadays and is trying to outnature the next hippy and b) because it’s pretty. It’s a beautiful naturally occuring phenom that, when sliced thinly, catches the light in a magnificent way. Agate is formed when groundwater passes through air pockets in cooling lava. It’s known for its beautiful organic colors and mystical properties. It was once thought to protect its owners from danger and even produce delightful dreams. These coasters were formed in Brazil and finished off with a bit of silver and 24k gold lining along the edges.$140.00
Lush Wine Glass/Bottle
You don’t sip wine like a little girl; you CHUG that sh*t! If Nathan’s hot dog eating contest was wine instead, you’d be the reigning champion each year in a row no matter what! When drinking your red elixir, you have no need of putting your glass down because you keep going. You’re not a quitter. You ain’t neva scared! So DRINK like the bacchanalian you are. OWN your Lushness and chug from a cup that is actually the bottle! 750 ml of the drink made for Dionysus himself. CHEERS! And make sure you’re not driving.$13.52*All Products - Alcohol & Smoking - Drinks - Eff Valentine's Day! - Funny & Gag - Gifts for Women - Home - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - BUY IT!
Polyglot Cheers Champagne Flutes
Across the cultures of the world, there are plenty of differences setting people apart; there are however, some things that never change- like sharing a drink among friends, well wishes and toasting to good fortune and health. This set of six 4oz champagne flutes celebrate the different ways of saying cheers! Includes Chinese, English, French, German, Italian and Japanese. Become an instant polyglot and impress your friends with how cultured you can be while also teaching them a thing or two.$74.95*All Products - Alcohol & Smoking - Drinks - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Home - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - BUY IT!
Occupied Heart Beer Glass
If getting fully inebriated on Valentine’s Day sounds like more your figurative cup of tea than a romantic dinner or watching The Notebook (barf) and eating ice cream as you drown yourself in a pathetic pool of your own, lonely tears, this pint glass is SO you. Let creepers and floozies who might try to approach you on that nauseating day (February 14) get your message loud and clear without ever having to stop sipping that delicious liquid gold that is beer. Your heart has no room for love and foolishness because it’s occupied. Doing something way more important than getting caught up in complicated love dilemmas; it’s pumping blood through your body to keep you alive. Isn’t that quite enough?$18.00*All Products - Alcohol & Smoking - Drinks - Eff Valentine's Day! - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Home - BUY IT!
It’s that dreaded holiday again, the one where everyone is sickeningly sweet, in love, and annoying. You are trying to make your statement by boycotting anything and everything Valentines-y. You have to, however, stay hydrated. Don’t let that be a missed opportunity- let your H20 speak for you by drinking water that is black, like your heart and soul. If you’re a true VDay Grinch, you’ll throw a party to hate on Valentine’s Day amongst friends and drinks. Use Blk water in some of your recipes to add appropriate color or just offer black water bottles at the party as your added detail.$52.02
Vodka is my Valentine Flask
You don’t need a boytoy and you don’t need armcandy. You just need a DRINK. Keep your beloved on you at all times in your very own 6 oz flask full of that good stuff while making a statement about how you really feel about this ridiculous holiday honoring all the wrong things. Love? pfff. Relationships. HA. You have a REAL valentine in your life that loves you unconditionally. They might not be much of a morning person, but hey no one’s perfect and your beloved vodka is the closest you will get.$24.50*All Products - Alcohol & Smoking - Drinks - Eff Valentine's Day! - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - BUY IT!
Worldly Tea Samples
If drinking tea is your cup of tea (pun clearly intended) then this gift will be your cup of tea. This kit is like the epcot of teas, taking you from Taiwan to the Himalayas to India and much more. Comes with 10 tubes of exotic loose-leaf tea flavors.$55.00
Drunk Battle Ship
Beer pong is to drinking games as myspace is to social media networks; outdated as f*ck. Boring. Old. Tired. We’ve been there and done that. That’s why, as our alcoholic ways evolve, we have to find new ways and excuses to drink while playing a fun game and who doesn’t get nostalgic when they think of the days they used to innocently love playing battle ship? Well, no innocent childhood memory is safe because that one got corrupted to. Plug in some shots into your coordinates and get ready to get sloshed, yelling out the coordinates to where you think maybe that person has a shot.$24.06
Red Cups Shot Glasses
You know it’s a good party if you see those infamous red cups in everyone’s hand. They are a national, maybe even universal symbol of a good time. So we found a seller who shrunk those plastic omens of fun into tiny, ceramic shot glasses to keep that good feeling going. Now you can clink the red cups because they truly deserve to be clinked. Comes with a set of 4. Bottoms up, cheers and down that hatch it goes!$12.95
Siamese Shot Glass
Your wing man or woman has been there through thick and thin. They’ve helped you bag that hot chick at the Brass Tap. They’ve taken the fall for you in times of need. They’ve taken one for the team with the busted one just so you could take home that hot one. They’ve covered your stupid fat mouth when you said something ridiculous to your crush while you were drunk, confiscated your phone when you were about to press send on that text to your ex and they’ve held your hair up as you’ve puked your heart and soul out into that toilet bowl. They’ve even covered for you when your father/mother/sister/brother/significant other was blowing up your phone asking where you were and were you really at the library studying or were you perhaps acting like you were auditioning for Girls Gone Wild at your local strip club. They’ve had your back and you two belong together. Take that shot the way you two belong- together! This siamese Shot Glass holds 5.5 ounces, leaving you each with 2.75 oz of liquid courage and memory making. Cheers! To all the drinking buddies and amazing wingmen and women out there! Wing on!$7.95*All Products - Alcohol & Smoking - Drinks - Eff Valentine's Day! - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - BUY IT!
DIY Mead Kit
Cheer your fellow wenches or ruffians with a goblet of delicious mead, the famous drink of old, consumed and loved by the people of medieval times. The ancient Greeks called mead, Ambrosia, or Nectar (history gives us many names & varieties of Mead). It was believed to be the drink of the gods, and was thought to descend from the Heavens as dew, before being gathered in by the bees. The Greeks believed that mead would prolong life, and bestow health, strength, virility, re-creative powers, wit and poetry. The bees themselves, we are told by Virgil’s Georgics are driven to the sky to honor the goddess Aphrodite. Make this mysterious and delicious drink in your own home, made the way the ancient people did in the mead heyday.$55.00