Gifts for Men
It’s that dreaded holiday again, the one where everyone is sickeningly sweet, in love, and annoying. You are trying to make your statement by boycotting anything and everything Valentines-y. You have to, however, stay hydrated. Don’t let that be a missed opportunity- let your H20 speak for you by drinking water that is black, like your heart and soul. If you’re a true VDay Grinch, you’ll throw a party to hate on Valentine’s Day amongst friends and drinks. Use Blk water in some of your recipes to add appropriate color or just offer black water bottles at the party as your added detail.$52.02
Cat is my Valentine Tshirt
All you need in this live of sin is you and your cat friend, you and your cat friend. Own it with this “My cat is my valentine” shirt and sh*t on everyone who’s hugged up and being nauseatingly sappy.$13.99*All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Eff Valentine's Day! - Gifts for Men - Funny & Gag - BUY IT!
Honey Badger Talking Plush
Forget a boring teddy bear for Valentine’s Day. You think Teddy gives a sh*t about your undying love for your girl/boyfriend? Well he doesn’t and he doesn’t do much more than sit there and collect dust. If you’re going to gift your honey with a plush anima that couldn’t care less about your relationship, might as well be a honey badger that makes you laugh with his rude remarks. The world’s most fearless animal, this guy aint never scared! He has a variety of things to say to you that will leave you offended but tres amused.$41.55
Grumpy Cat Postal Stamps
When it comes to a holiday like Valentine’s Day, it’s the details that speak the most. A grumpy cat stamp speaks volumes about you; it says you have a sense of humor. It says you like to make others laugh. But most of all, it says you couldn’t care less about your Valentine’s Day but still sending you a card or gift anyway.$25.15
Vday Lollipop Condom
Give your lover something sweet for Valentine’s Day-how bout a nice condom pop for starters? It gives them a nice little preview of just what they’e in for for the night and still looks great amongst other nicely packages Vday gifts.$5.95
Tantric Pleasure Sex Whip
Awaken the sultry, dominating sex master within with our Tantric Pleasure Whip. It is made from high quality leather ensuring durability and long life. Each fall has a tapered tip for erotic arousal or punishment. The braided handle and wrist loop allow for maximum control and manageability. No torture chamber should go without!$78.92Home - Sexy Gifts - *All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - BUY IT!
Sure F*ck Pheromone Cologne
Tired of spending time, money and energy on outings and never being guaraneed some action in return? Time for some surefire wins. Go out KNOWING what the end of your night holds. Sure F*ck will help you get that certainty. Made with known aphrodisiacal ingredients like warm coriander, orange flower and patchouli. Also features notes of cedar, sandalwood and amber, letting members of the opposite (or hey, same) sex, too, know you’re a tough, rustic man of the earth an ambodiment of masculinity and an Adonis.$24.00Sexy Gifts - *All Products - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Men’s Accessories - BUY IT!
Couple’s Wish Ball
Well wishes, hopes and dreams are some of the purest energies a human being can release into the world. Harness that energy into a personal memento that encapsulates all that good will and wonder into one beautiful, ,hand crafted orb. A perfect way to store all the things you want to say to someone, perhaps a love capsule in which you and your lover will store all the things that you love about each other. An alternative to a guest book at a baby shower, wedding, wedding shower, baptism or more. The possibilities are endlessly unique and far outdoes a simple card that will be forever forgotten.$32.00Home - *All Products - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - BUY IT!
Oral Sex Game
Get ready to let go of all your inhibitions when playing this Oral Sex Board game. Find new and exciting ways to tantalize your lover’s private parts- avec la bouche! The game comes with two sexy dice, 2 player pieces and edible kiwi-strawberry lubricant to assist during your hot, wet and luscious oral adventure.$20.99Sexy Gifts - *All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - BUY IT!
Map of Our Love
Love can do it all, even long distances. Although your place of origin set you apart, your love brought you together. Commemorate the power of your romance while embracing your cultural differences with this made to order Map of Our Love frame. This heartfelt piece uses vintage style maps to make a heart of your home town or country with your names scribed beneath them. Sure to be a tear-jerker this V-day.$130.00Home - *All Products - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - BUY IT!
Ring for Sex Bell
She (or he, but most likely she) writes all these nice things about giving you what you want in that V-day card. She gives you a sexual favor booklet and TELLS you what you want to hear when that famous lover’s holiday rolls around. A few weeks after? It’s all in the trash and you’re back to your barren, sexless life as roommates that call each other a couple. Give her something she can’t throw away or forget, something that will ring true no matter how many days go by. The RING FOR SEX bell. She might be studying, cooking, watching TV, talking on the phone but damnit, when you ring that bell- that ass is yours and she knows it. Happy Valentine’s Day, guys.$6.50*All Products - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Funny & Gag - BUY IT!
Oh, the places you’ll bone. Oops, we meant go. Ok, fine, we meant what we said the first time. Use these dice to leave your next love making spot in fate’s hands. Gamble away the place. If you roll these dice, just make sure your windows are closed and your shades are pulled. Or not, whatever.$4.94Sexy Gifts - *All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - BUY IT!