Gifts for Women
Gifts for Women
Magic Unicorn Earbuds
In a land far, far away, where fairies and Carebears frolic all day, lives a Magical Unicorn enhancing your audio play! Don’t let the cuteness of these tiny magical creatures fool you, they are functional and durable featuring a fabric-covered cord for added durability, an inline mute switch and LED indicator.BUY IT! $7.90
Rose Gold Bangle Bracelet
Roses are beautiful, but eventually, they kick the bucket. Gift your girl with a rose that wont die; rose gold! This beautifully crafted stainless steel with rose gold finish lands perfectly in the heart of this new flourishing trend that pays homage to classic metallics, with a bit of a rustic twist. Everyone from celebrities to models have been seen rocking one of these screw bracelets, donning a very classic yet industrial look.$34.95
DIY Exes Voodoo Doll
That two-timing, gold digging, cocaine sniffing, drunken sloppy whore! That miserable, dirty, no-good, low life, pathetic excuse for a man! You can’t believe you gave them the time of day and you want payback! Well, going after your ex with a sharp object is probably not the best way to go, seeing as there’s that small little detail called a life sentence you’ll most likey have to deal with if you go through with it. If all you can dream about is shoving extremely sharp objects into your ex, here’s your hands clean, murder free way out; the DIY ex voodoo doll kit. A perfect activity for anti-Valentine’s day party- everyone has someone they’d love to turn into a voodoo doll and really stick it to.$9.95
Rose Gold Link Necklace
Show your girl that the link between you is unbreakable with this beautifully craftd rose gold link necklace. Hitting her right around the collarbones, this piece is trendy but still classic enough to hold longevity in her accessory arsenal.$22.00
Occupied Heart Beer Glass
If getting fully inebriated on Valentine’s Day sounds like more your figurative cup of tea than a romantic dinner or watching The Notebook (barf) and eating ice cream as you drown yourself in a pathetic pool of your own, lonely tears, this pint glass is SO you. Let creepers and floozies who might try to approach you on that nauseating day (February 14) get your message loud and clear without ever having to stop sipping that delicious liquid gold that is beer. Your heart has no room for love and foolishness because it’s occupied. Doing something way more important than getting caught up in complicated love dilemmas; it’s pumping blood through your body to keep you alive. Isn’t that quite enough?$18.00Home - *All Products - Eff Valentine's Day! - Drinks - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Alcohol & Smoking - BUY IT!
Strip Tease Stripper Pole
We’ve all fantasized about either being a stripper or taking one home. Or hey, maybe both. Realize you and your man’s fantasies a by getting this Strip Tease Stripper Pole. Installation is easy as it comes with an installation DVD for the handy inept. This sturdy stripper pole is great for static or spinning tricks creating the ultimate strip tease whether your a beginner or an expert. As an exercise accessory it allows for a fun and exciting way to tone and gain strength. As erotic play in the bedroom it allows for fun and exciting ways to get down and dirty. This is a win-win situation here people!$129.99Sexy Gifts - *All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Women - BUY IT!
Dead Cupid Smartphone Case
Cupid’s history of consistently f*cking up lives makes him the most notorious emotional terrorist in existence. He hopes to strike again this February 14. Your mission: kill him. If this is your mission, this smartphone case will truly express your feelings for that flabby flying baby who enjoys screwing up everyone’s life.$14.99
Grumpy Cat Valentine’s Plush
Not a fan of Valentine’s Day? Neither is Grumpy Cat. She’s here to express her absolute loathing for the holiday of love. She bears gifts, a heart with her favorite word ever: NO. This is what her answer is to about 90% of everything, actually. A perfect gift for the regular Valentine’s Day hater or grinch.$7.49*All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Eff Valentine's Day! - Gifts for Women - Gifts for Kids - BUY IT!
If your home is need of some revamping, try the rustic boho look. This beautiful geo diamond shaped terrarium is a perfect way to start your terrarium collection. Looks great virtually anywhere and can be used for almost any type of home dcor.$79.95
Rose Pattern Paint Roller
Ordinary roses die. Give your girl not just a dozen, perishable flowers but a room full of long lasting, beautiful roses- on the wall! This empaistic flower pattern paint roller is a handy and innovative way of creating patterns on the wall without having to look to hard to handle decals and wall stickers. No need to plaster wallpaper up either.$10.99
Cat is my Valentine T-Shirt (Her)
Face it, you’re a alone on Valentine’s Day which means you’re doomed to live the life of a crazy cat lady/spinster. F*ck it, own that sh*t! Rock your life status proudly as you walk amongst all these hand-holding, lip-locking, googly-eyed, Notebook-watching lovebirds that make you want to vomit. Who needs romance anyway when you have your tride and true feline friend who’s got your back! Granted, he literally has your back because his claws are dug into that cashmere sweater, but yeah- he’s got it!$19.99*All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Eff Valentine's Day! - Gifts for Women - Funny & Gag - BUY IT!
Grumpy Cat Vday Iphone Case
Grumpy cat had a Valentine once. It was awful, she says. If you, like Grumpy Cat, would rather shield yourself from the impending barrage of heart shaped missiles that might be fired at you on this national holiday honoring love and other forms of foolishness, this iphone case is for you.$3.99*All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Eff Valentine's Day! - Gifts for Women - Smartphones - BUY IT!
Honey Badger Talking Plush
Forget a boring teddy bear for Valentine’s Day. You think Teddy gives a sh*t about your undying love for your girl/boyfriend? Well he doesn’t and he doesn’t do much more than sit there and collect dust. If you’re going to gift your honey with a plush anima that couldn’t care less about your relationship, might as well be a honey badger that makes you laugh with his rude remarks. The world’s most fearless animal, this guy aint never scared! He has a variety of things to say to you that will leave you offended but tres amused.$41.55