Robo Lawn Mower
There’s nothing quite like mowing the lawn. It’s time consuming, it’s tiring, it’s a great experience- said no one EVER. Mowing the lawn SUCKS. Paying someone else to do it sucks. Hire someone who only requires you to pay them once and done- the robot lawn mower! It’s like something out of a futuristic dream and like something out of a boyscout who needs to raise funds’ nightmare. This smart robot mower is totally unmanned and independent, fully equipped with collision sensors, rain sensors, and theft protection systems so not only do you not have to worry about working yourself to exhaustion but you also do not have to worry about it being stolen.$1,885.00Home - *All Products - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Outdoor - BUY IT!
Lazy Litter Scoop
Two reasons why we hate stooping down to clean the litter box. 1: no one likes cat poop that close to their face, and 2: no one likes cat litter debris that close to their nostrils. Whatever your reasons may be, we have an innovative way to clean kitty’s litter box. Measuring 30″ in length, the Lazy Litter Scooper will avoid bending over and makes this tedious chore much more hygenic. The durable handle and polymer composition makes this item strong yet lightweight.$16.00
Polyglot Cheers Champagne Flutes
Across the cultures of the world, there are plenty of differences setting people apart; there are however, some things that never change- like sharing a drink among friends, well wishes and toasting to good fortune and health. This set of six 4oz champagne flutes celebrate the different ways of saying cheers! Includes Chinese, English, French, German, Italian and Japanese. Become an instant polyglot and impress your friends with how cultured you can be while also teaching them a thing or two.$74.95Home - *All Products - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Drinks - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Alcohol & Smoking - BUY IT!
Occupied Heart Beer Glass
If getting fully inebriated on Valentine’s Day sounds like more your figurative cup of tea than a romantic dinner or watching The Notebook (barf) and eating ice cream as you drown yourself in a pathetic pool of your own, lonely tears, this pint glass is SO you. Let creepers and floozies who might try to approach you on that nauseating day (February 14) get your message loud and clear without ever having to stop sipping that delicious liquid gold that is beer. Your heart has no room for love and foolishness because it’s occupied. Doing something way more important than getting caught up in complicated love dilemmas; it’s pumping blood through your body to keep you alive. Isn’t that quite enough?$18.00Home - *All Products - Eff Valentine's Day! - Drinks - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Alcohol & Smoking - BUY IT!
If your home is need of some revamping, try the rustic boho look. This beautiful geo diamond shaped terrarium is a perfect way to start your terrarium collection. Looks great virtually anywhere and can be used for almost any type of home dcor.$79.95
Rose Pattern Paint Roller
Ordinary roses die. Give your girl not just a dozen, perishable flowers but a room full of long lasting, beautiful roses- on the wall! This empaistic flower pattern paint roller is a handy and innovative way of creating patterns on the wall without having to look to hard to handle decals and wall stickers. No need to plaster wallpaper up either.$10.99
Fine China Pattern Paint Roller
If you’re a fan of delicate yet intricate patterns like those found on fine china ware, this might be a perfect choice for your next paintjob. No need to put up wall paper or wall decasl or stickers, simply dip the roller in paint and watch as your pattern comes to life and transforms on your walls.$39.00
Black Like Your Heart Roses
On Valentine’s Days, we wear black; that’s your motto. Who cares or wants to see couples running around kissing and leaving trails of heart bubbles everywhere, birds chirping love songs and spreading that toxic fume in the air known as love? Bleghh. Barf. Instead of being an innocent bystanding victim of all this stomach curdling affection floating around, do something. Create your own counter celebration. These roses that are black like your soul make for perfect gifts or decorations at your Screw Valentine’s Day or VDay Sucks! celebration.$11.99
Bittersweet Dipping Chocolate
Vday is always a bittersweet event. You hate Valentines Day but you love chocolate. On this nauseating day of pink everything and cutesy, lovey dovey, sappy BS, there will be quite enough sweetness flying around everywhere. At your anti-valentine’s day party, satisfy the demand for chocolate with this appropriately bittersweet chocolate dip so you can enjoy the perks of the stupid holiday without having to indulge in the cliche.$24.80
It’s that dreaded holiday again, the one where everyone is sickeningly sweet, in love, and annoying. You are trying to make your statement by boycotting anything and everything Valentines-y. You have to, however, stay hydrated. Don’t let that be a missed opportunity- let your H20 speak for you by drinking water that is black, like your heart and soul. If you’re a true VDay Grinch, you’ll throw a party to hate on Valentine’s Day amongst friends and drinks. Use Blk water in some of your recipes to add appropriate color or just offer black water bottles at the party as your added detail.$52.02
Rude Heart Candy Decals
If you’re making a statement about how much you hate Vday, you’ll need to put a spin on the classic look of Vday with a really rude, sarcastic twist. These Valentine’s-y colored decals look like they’re in the spirit but once you read what each heart has to say, you realize they’re definitely NOT.$5.04
Tantric Pleasure Sex Whip
Awaken the sultry, dominating sex master within with our Tantric Pleasure Whip. It is made from high quality leather ensuring durability and long life. Each fall has a tapered tip for erotic arousal or punishment. The braided handle and wrist loop allow for maximum control and manageability. No torture chamber should go without!$78.92Home - Sexy Gifts - *All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - BUY IT!