Funny & Gag
Funny and Gag Gifts
Glowing Toilet Paper
Shit happens, even in the dark. Not to worry, our glow in the dark Glowing Toilet Paper is tough enough for even your messiest deuces. Take it with you on your next outdoor excursion, as it will serve to light your way to the nearest bush and assist you in the wiping process.BUY IT! $5.30
Lush Wine Glass/Bottle
You don’t sip wine like a little girl; you CHUG that sh*t! If Nathan’s hot dog eating contest was wine instead, you’d be the reigning champion each year in a row no matter what! When drinking your red elixir, you have no need of putting your glass down because you keep going. You’re not a quitter. You ain’t neva scared! So DRINK like the bacchanalian you are. OWN your Lushness and chug from a cup that is actually the bottle! 750 ml of the drink made for Dionysus himself. CHEERS! And make sure you’re not driving.$13.52*All Products - Alcohol & Smoking - Drinks - Eff Valentine's Day! - Funny & Gag - Gifts for Women - Home - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - BUY IT!
No Love Allowed Sticker
It’s Valentine’s Day and you’re in the thick of it. Couples everywhere, holding their sweaty palms together, staring into each others eyes like zombies, leaving trails of annoying little hearts floating above their stupid heads. It’s national singles’ awareness day and you have had it. STRIKE. BACK. Leave your mark, VDay Grinch- stick these stickers everywhere to remind these nauseating love zombies that not everyone wants to see face sucking everywhere! Better yet, why not throw an anti-Valentine’s Day party for you and all your grinch friends who want nothing more than to see that flying, winged baby come crashing down. Establish your territory with these stickers so your intentions are clear and so every guest has clear instructions as to what type of behavior is and isnt acceptable at your function. EFF Valentines Day!$5.25
DIY Exes Voodoo Doll
That two-timing, gold digging, cocaine sniffing, drunken sloppy whore! That miserable, dirty, no-good, low life, pathetic excuse for a man! You can’t believe you gave them the time of day and you want payback! Well, going after your ex with a sharp object is probably not the best way to go, seeing as there’s that small little detail called a life sentence you’ll most likey have to deal with if you go through with it. If all you can dream about is shoving extremely sharp objects into your ex, here’s your hands clean, murder free way out; the DIY ex voodoo doll kit. A perfect activity for anti-Valentine’s day party- everyone has someone they’d love to turn into a voodoo doll and really stick it to.$9.95
Cat is my Valentine Tshirt
All you need in this live of sin is you and your cat friend, you and your cat friend. Own it with this “My cat is my valentine” shirt and sh*t on everyone who’s hugged up and being nauseatingly sappy.$13.99*All Products - Eff Valentine's Day! - Funny & Gag - Gifts for Men - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - BUY IT!
Cat is my Valentine T-Shirt (Her)
Face it, you’re a alone on Valentine’s Day which means you’re doomed to live the life of a crazy cat lady/spinster. F*ck it, own that sh*t! Rock your life status proudly as you walk amongst all these hand-holding, lip-locking, googly-eyed, Notebook-watching lovebirds that make you want to vomit. Who needs romance anyway when you have your tride and true feline friend who’s got your back! Granted, he literally has your back because his claws are dug into that cashmere sweater, but yeah- he’s got it!$19.99*All Products - Eff Valentine's Day! - Funny & Gag - Gifts for Women - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - BUY IT!
Honey Badger Talking Plush
Forget a boring teddy bear for Valentine’s Day. You think Teddy gives a sh*t about your undying love for your girl/boyfriend? Well he doesn’t and he doesn’t do much more than sit there and collect dust. If you’re going to gift your honey with a plush anima that couldn’t care less about your relationship, might as well be a honey badger that makes you laugh with his rude remarks. The world’s most fearless animal, this guy aint never scared! He has a variety of things to say to you that will leave you offended but tres amused.$41.55
Black Like Your Heart Roses
On Valentine’s Days, we wear black; that’s your motto. Who cares or wants to see couples running around kissing and leaving trails of heart bubbles everywhere, birds chirping love songs and spreading that toxic fume in the air known as love? Bleghh. Barf. Instead of being an innocent bystanding victim of all this stomach curdling affection floating around, do something. Create your own counter celebration. These roses that are black like your soul make for perfect gifts or decorations at your Screw Valentine’s Day or VDay Sucks! celebration.$11.99
Screw Valentine’s Day Pinata
If Valentine’s day hasn’t exactly been good to you over the years, stop pretending! Whether you’re single, divorced, or in a relationship but have a bone to pick with all the crap you went through before, this piata will let you get all of that pent up frustration out and let you have fun with friends at the same time. Just aim, visualize that jerk’s face there, and swing!$17.00
Love Sucks Wristband
Tell ’em how you really feel and wear it with pride. These Love Sucks and Cupid is Stupid wristbands are a perfect party favor for anti-valentine’s day functions and for anyone who wouldn’t be caught dead rocking red or pink on that dreadful day, February 14.$1.49*All Products - Eff Valentine's Day! - Funny & Gag - Gifts for Kids - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - BUY IT!
Honey Badger VDay Card
You think the honey badger gives a sh*t about Valentine’s Day? He eats cobras, runs into houses full of bees to eat larvae, and decapitates mice, what makes you think the non-sh*t giving creature would start giving one for Valentine’s Day? If the honey badger is your spirit animal, this is the perfect card to give your boo on VDay. Obviously, you, like the honey badger, don’t care. So if you tell your honey boo that you sometimes MIGHT ACTUALLY care…a little…that’s saying alot!$2.95*All Products - Eff Valentine's Day! - Funny & Gag - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - BUY IT!
Grumpy Cat Postal Stamps
When it comes to a holiday like Valentine’s Day, it’s the details that speak the most. A grumpy cat stamp speaks volumes about you; it says you have a sense of humor. It says you like to make others laugh. But most of all, it says you couldn’t care less about your Valentine’s Day but still sending you a card or gift anyway.$25.15
Rude Heart Candy Decals
If you’re making a statement about how much you hate Vday, you’ll need to put a spin on the classic look of Vday with a really rude, sarcastic twist. These Valentine’s-y colored decals look like they’re in the spirit but once you read what each heart has to say, you realize they’re definitely NOT.$5.04