Funny & Gag
Funny and Gag Gifts
Glowing Toilet Paper
Shit happens, even in the dark. Not to worry, our glow in the dark Glowing Toilet Paper is tough enough for even your messiest deuces. Take it with you on your next outdoor excursion, as it will serve to light your way to the nearest bush and assist you in the wiping process.BUY IT! $5.30
Crazy Cat Lady Board Game
You can never have too many felines, specially in the crazy cat lady game. In this quirky and funny board game you try to collect more cats than your fellow competitors as you make your way around the board. Gain more cats by landing on spaces that say “Save a Cat Stuck in a Tree” and “Rescue Grumpy Old Cat From Pound.” But watch out for spaces that take cats from you like “Beware of Dog” and “Kitten Distracted by Bit of Fluff.” Fantasticfamily fine and feline fun. Includes gameboard with spinner, four game pieces with plastic stands, fifty 5/8″ (1.6 cm) tall plastic cats and four Wildcat cards.$23.74
Ring for Sex Bell
She (or he, but most likely she) writes all these nice things about giving you what you want in that V-day card. She gives you a sexual favor booklet and TELLS you what you want to hear when that famous lover’s holiday rolls around. A few weeks after? It’s all in the trash and you’re back to your barren, sexless life as roommates that call each other a couple. Give her something she can’t throw away or forget, something that will ring true no matter how many days go by. The RING FOR SEX bell. She might be studying, cooking, watching TV, talking on the phone but damnit, when you ring that bell- that ass is yours and she knows it. Happy Valentine’s Day, guys.$6.50*All Products - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Funny & Gag - BUY IT!
Penis Tips and Tricks
The gift is not the book itself , but the gift of oral and sexual pleasure. Learn exactly how to please your guy with Penis Tips & Tricks. This book offers ingenious techniques on how to handle your man’s joy stick with oral sex instructions as well as sex positions that cater to all penis shapes and sizes. There are also answers to age old questions we’ve all wanted to know but never dared to ask like: Why does it curve to the right? or Do circumcised cocks feel more sensation? With this much penis knowledge you are going to master the art of seduction in no time.$9.60Sexy Gifts - *All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Funny & Gag - BUY IT!
Naughty Gift Wrap Paper
Forget lumps of coal- if someone you know has been naughty, wrap their gift with this naughty gift wrapping paper. Cleverly disguised as regular, boring pink or blue stripey wrapping paper on one side, just wait ’til they start tearing their gift open and watch their face as they reveal the other side of the gift wrap; a collage of racy men or women (depending on which you choose). Get your friends’ chestnuts roasting this season with these naughty gift wraps. It’ll probably do more to encourage than to curb the naughty behavior, though. You’ve been warned.$5.04Sexy Gifts - *All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Funny & Gag - BUY IT!
Sometimes, your love of walking right next to someone will outweigh your concern for how high your rating is on the douchebag meter. Why separate your strides when you can remain inseparable, even when it rains? This siamese umbrella is made for two people who just can’t stand to step away from each other even for one moment. No more cramming in under one measly umbrella, this thing has ample room for the pair of you crazy lovebirds or besties. Get this umbrella first-then, for your next purchase, consider the siamese toilet bowl. Handcuffs! You’ll be well on your way to being siamese twins for life.$65.00*All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Gifts for Kids - Funny & Gag - Outdoor - BUY IT!
Socialize Shower Curtain
You have a conversation to carry and just because you’re naked and in the shower doesn’t mean you want to keep it going any less. Stop letting essential hygiene activities come between you and your gabbing! Let that friend or family member stand right in that bathroom with you as you shampoo that hair and don’t miss a single detail of that scandalous, juicy gossip. This shower curtain features a social media page layout with a peek-a-boo square cut out where your profile pic would be, thus showcasing you at as the ultimate social butterfly that you are!$24.95
Popping Prank Pen
Always the butt of the offic joke or getting preyed on by menacing jokesters in the cubicles surrounding you? Oh how the tables have turned, pranksters. Now you can be the one to watch them jump out of their skin. This is all you need to level the playing field against those evil trolls- just hand them this pen when they need to borrow one and watch as it lets out a loud BANG! noise when they remove the cap. Great for April fool’s or any other day. Regular days are actually better- they’ll never see it coming. *winky face.$4.95
Magic Cat Featherwand
Erratically spinning in every which way, this Cat Magic Featherwand is the ideal toy for your feline. Imitating the movements of butterflies and birds, the durable toy encourages exercise as kitty tries her best to catch the damn feather that justÉwonÕtÉsitÉ still! Works on any flat surface and has two adjustable speeds depending on how badly you want to frustrate your cat.$19.95
No need for lawyers as this Cat Nip Blunt is legal in all 50 states! Reefer the cat can enjoy a long toke of this fatty, which has no fillers, just high-quality buds. Hand filled and sealed in cloth wrapper; this joint is a great treat for your feline and a nice laugh for you.$10.00
Glowing Toilet Paper
Shit happens, even in the dark. Not to worry, our glow in the dark Glowing Toilet Paper is tough enough for even your messiest deuces. Take it with you on your next outdoor excursion, as it will serve to light your way to the nearest bush and assist you in the wiping process. Or give as a gag gift and bring a smile to a friend’s face.$5.30
Emerging Creature Mug
What lurks beneath your coffee? Find out little by little, as you sip your morning joe. This octopus is just waiting to emerge and reveals his tentacles as you sip. Ceramic coffee cup is a great conversation piece and dishwasher safe. Holds up to 11 oz and is available in a variety of creatures.$14.99
Toilet Pool Float
Finally, you can drop the kids off at the pool-literally! The wacky world of pool floats does it again. This time, it’s aim is to turn your pool into a gigantic crapper. It’s gonna be kind of hard to tell your guests not to piss in the pool when you have a toilet seat floating around, but it’s a hilarious conversation piece you absolutely have to have for your lazy days in the pool. Just keep an eye out for any unidentified floating objects that might start coming from the other end of that seat…$29.95