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Party and Funny Gifts
Panties for Siri
Siri will be going commando no more! Keep her from having an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction when you gift her with her very own set of 5 funky panties to keep dirt and dust from invading her space. They’ll also keep the home button safe from accidental pushes so Siri won’t be disturbed while she’s at rest.BUY IT! $3.93
Rude Heart Candy Decals
If you’re making a statement about how much you hate Vday, you’ll need to put a spin on the classic look of Vday with a really rude, sarcastic twist. These Valentine’s-y colored decals look like they’re in the spirit but once you read what each heart has to say, you realize they’re definitely NOT.$5.04
Vodka is my Valentine Flask
You don’t need a boytoy and you don’t need armcandy. You just need a DRINK. Keep your beloved on you at all times in your very own 6 oz flask full of that good stuff while making a statement about how you really feel about this ridiculous holiday honoring all the wrong things. Love? pfff. Relationships. HA. You have a REAL valentine in your life that loves you unconditionally. They might not be much of a morning person, but hey no one’s perfect and your beloved vodka is the closest you will get.$24.50*All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Eff Valentine's Day! - Drinks - Alcohol & Smoking - BUY IT!
Cat is my Valentine Tshirt
All you need in this live of sin is you and your cat friend, you and your cat friend. Own it with this “My cat is my valentine” shirt and sh*t on everyone who’s hugged up and being nauseatingly sappy.$13.99*All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Eff Valentine's Day! - Gifts for Men - Funny & Gag - BUY IT!
Crazy Cat Lady Board Game
You can never have too many felines, specially in the crazy cat lady game. In this quirky and funny board game you try to collect more cats than your fellow competitors as you make your way around the board. Gain more cats by landing on spaces that say “Save a Cat Stuck in a Tree” and “Rescue Grumpy Old Cat From Pound.” But watch out for spaces that take cats from you like “Beware of Dog” and “Kitten Distracted by Bit of Fluff.” Fantasticfamily fine and feline fun. Includes gameboard with spinner, four game pieces with plastic stands, fifty 5/8″ (1.6 cm) tall plastic cats and four Wildcat cards.$23.74
Ring for Sex Bell
She (or he, but most likely she) writes all these nice things about giving you what you want in that V-day card. She gives you a sexual favor booklet and TELLS you what you want to hear when that famous lover’s holiday rolls around. A few weeks after? It’s all in the trash and you’re back to your barren, sexless life as roommates that call each other a couple. Give her something she can’t throw away or forget, something that will ring true no matter how many days go by. The RING FOR SEX bell. She might be studying, cooking, watching TV, talking on the phone but damnit, when you ring that bell- that ass is yours and she knows it. Happy Valentine’s Day, guys.$6.50*All Products - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Funny & Gag - BUY IT!
Massage Oil Candles
PicoBong Massage Oil Candle Variety Pack. Looking for a fun way to heat things up? Let PicoBong brand new massage candles light the way! Available in three enticing, mood matching scents. Each massage candle’s premium wax becomes sensual massage oil as it melts. Whether you are planning to pull off a playful surprise or open to adventure, no bedside drawer is complete without a collection of these hot new candle. Choco/Chili Massage Oil Candle sit back, kick up your feet and let this vibrant scent choc your socks off. A mischievous blend of spicy and sweet, the choco/chili blend will have you giddy and frisky. Go get them tiger. Apple/Cinnamon Massage Candle when life gets your panties in a bunch, do not worry be apple. Mildly spicy and seductively sweet the apple/cinnamon scent will calm your nerves down and lift your spirits up. It is just what the doctor ordered. Coconut/Vanilla Massage Candle pack your bags and let your hair down. It is time to start living la vida coco! Surprisingly sweet and deliciously daring. The super sassy coconut/vanilla blend will leave you feeling funky and free. Do not say you were not warned. Features and benefits: two products in one. Light up to set the mood with a yummy scent, than let the real fun begin as the wax melts into a smooth oil designed for the full body massage. Natural ingredients Shea butter, Apricot Kern Oil and Soy Wax makes these candles angelically pure as they are sinfully wicked. Body safe and ultra moisturizing. Safe for all skin types even the most sensitive. Environmentally friendly.$11.14Sexy Gifts - *All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Lights & Glow - BUY IT!
Love Drunk Bottle Opener
When the fluids are flowing, a love that is real can only get more intense. If you’re drunk in love like Bey and Jay, you’ll love this engraved key shaped bottle opener. “You’re intoxicating” is a perfect way to express your love for that other halfÉand maybe that beer that may not make up another half but will most likely end up as your other quarter.$21.00*All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Alcohol & Smoking - BUY IT!
Penis Tips and Tricks
The gift is not the book itself , but the gift of oral and sexual pleasure. Learn exactly how to please your guy with Penis Tips & Tricks. This book offers ingenious techniques on how to handle your man’s joy stick with oral sex instructions as well as sex positions that cater to all penis shapes and sizes. There are also answers to age old questions we’ve all wanted to know but never dared to ask like: Why does it curve to the right? or Do circumcised cocks feel more sensation? With this much penis knowledge you are going to master the art of seduction in no time.$9.60Sexy Gifts - *All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Funny & Gag - BUY IT!
Naughty Gift Wrap Paper
Forget lumps of coal- if someone you know has been naughty, wrap their gift with this naughty gift wrapping paper. Cleverly disguised as regular, boring pink or blue stripey wrapping paper on one side, just wait ’til they start tearing their gift open and watch their face as they reveal the other side of the gift wrap; a collage of racy men or women (depending on which you choose). Get your friends’ chestnuts roasting this season with these naughty gift wraps. It’ll probably do more to encourage than to curb the naughty behavior, though. You’ve been warned.$5.04Sexy Gifts - *All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Funny & Gag - BUY IT!
Sometimes, your love of walking right next to someone will outweigh your concern for how high your rating is on the douchebag meter. Why separate your strides when you can remain inseparable, even when it rains? This siamese umbrella is made for two people who just can’t stand to step away from each other even for one moment. No more cramming in under one measly umbrella, this thing has ample room for the pair of you crazy lovebirds or besties. Get this umbrella first-then, for your next purchase, consider the siamese toilet bowl. Handcuffs! You’ll be well on your way to being siamese twins for life.$65.00*All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Gifts for Kids - Funny & Gag - Outdoor - BUY IT!
Drunk Battle Ship
Beer pong is to drinking games as myspace is to social media networks; outdated as f*ck. Boring. Old. Tired. We’ve been there and done that. That’s why, as our alcoholic ways evolve, we have to find new ways and excuses to drink while playing a fun game and who doesn’t get nostalgic when they think of the days they used to innocently love playing battle ship? Well, no innocent childhood memory is safe because that one got corrupted to. Plug in some shots into your coordinates and get ready to get sloshed, yelling out the coordinates to where you think maybe that person has a shot.$24.06
Floating Jellyfish Pool Lights
Add a nice glow to your pool with the help of these L.E.D. jellyfish. Choose green, purple, or both to light up the evening around your pool. It’s always safe to indicate the presence of a pool in a dark backyard. You may as well do it with some style and add these cute jellies, native to various aquatic habitats in nature.$44.94Home - *All Products - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Gifts for Kids - Lights & Glow - Outdoor - BUY IT!