Valentine's Day Gifts
Robo Lawn Mower
There’s nothing quite like mowing the lawn. It’s time consuming, it’s tiring, it’s a great experience- said no one EVER. Mowing the lawn SUCKS. Paying someone else to do it sucks. Hire someone who only requires you to pay them once and done- the robot lawn mower! It’s like something out of a futuristic dream and like something out of a boyscout who needs to raise funds’ nightmare. This smart robot mower is totally unmanned and independent, fully equipped with collision sensors, rain sensors, and theft protection systems so not only do you not have to worry about working yourself to exhaustion but you also do not have to worry about it being stolen.$1,885.00Home - *All Products - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Outdoor - BUY IT!
Remote Control Panties
You say your heart belongs to your man, right? You say your heart, body and soul belongs to him. This Valentine’s Day, give your man the remote control to your vajay so he knows its real. This set of sexy and playful thong underwear gives you 5 levels of intensity to play with and can be worn discreetly anywhere you go, enjoying every moment without anyone ever knowing-unless you want them to. Take the remote control with you or give the control to someone else so they can make sure you’re thinking of them throughout the day-when and how they want- winky face.$69.79Sexy Gifts - *All Products - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Gifts for Women - Women's Accessories - BUY IT!
Lush Wine Glass/Bottle
You don’t sip wine like a little girl; you CHUG that sh*t! If Nathan’s hot dog eating contest was wine instead, you’d be the reigning champion each year in a row no matter what! When drinking your red elixir, you have no need of putting your glass down because you keep going. You’re not a quitter. You ain’t neva scared! So DRINK like the bacchanalian you are. OWN your Lushness and chug from a cup that is actually the bottle! 750 ml of the drink made for Dionysus himself. CHEERS! And make sure you’re not driving.$13.52Home - *All Products - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Eff Valentine's Day! - Drinks - Gifts for Women - Funny & Gag - Alcohol & Smoking - BUY IT!
Raw Stone Ring
The magic of crashing waves onto the shoreline has been captured in this handcrafted recycled brass ring. The semi-precious gem stones wrap around the finger in aquatic blue hues as a distinctive jewelry piece. Created in New York City by Emillie Shapiro.$175.00
Turquoise Coral Cuff
Textered birch bark and lace-edged oak leaves come together as the inspiration behind this beautifully crafted cuff bracelet. Earthy tones of brass and green, reflective of the forest’s awesomeness, combine as a pretty sick piece of bling. The bracelet is sealed to conserve luster and color for long lasting beauty.$128.00
Polyglot Cheers Champagne Flutes
Across the cultures of the world, there are plenty of differences setting people apart; there are however, some things that never change- like sharing a drink among friends, well wishes and toasting to good fortune and health. This set of six 4oz champagne flutes celebrate the different ways of saying cheers! Includes Chinese, English, French, German, Italian and Japanese. Become an instant polyglot and impress your friends with how cultured you can be while also teaching them a thing or two.$74.95Home - *All Products - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Drinks - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Alcohol & Smoking - BUY IT!
Unwrap Me Red Teddy
You can gift him with a wallet, watch, cufflinks, ties or headphones but you know what he really wants. After he’s wine, dined and romanced you away, don’t you think he deserves a little reward? Be his Valentine’s gift this February 14th and let him unwrap you.$19.99Sexy Gifts - *All Products - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Women's Accessories - BUY IT!
No Love Allowed Sticker
It’s Valentine’s Day and you’re in the thick of it. Couples everywhere, holding their sweaty palms together, staring into each others eyes like zombies, leaving trails of annoying little hearts floating above their stupid heads. It’s national singles’ awareness day and you have had it. STRIKE. BACK. Leave your mark, VDay Grinch- stick these stickers everywhere to remind these nauseating love zombies that not everyone wants to see face sucking everywhere! Better yet, why not throw an anti-Valentine’s Day party for you and all your grinch friends who want nothing more than to see that flying, winged baby come crashing down. Establish your territory with these stickers so your intentions are clear and so every guest has clear instructions as to what type of behavior is and isnt acceptable at your function. EFF Valentines Day!$5.25
Rose Gold Bangle Bracelet
Roses are beautiful, but eventually, they kick the bucket. Gift your girl with a rose that wont die; rose gold! This beautifully crafted stainless steel with rose gold finish lands perfectly in the heart of this new flourishing trend that pays homage to classic metallics, with a bit of a rustic twist. Everyone from celebrities to models have been seen rocking one of these screw bracelets, donning a very classic yet industrial look.$34.95
DIY Exes Voodoo Doll
That two-timing, gold digging, cocaine sniffing, drunken sloppy whore! That miserable, dirty, no-good, low life, pathetic excuse for a man! You can’t believe you gave them the time of day and you want payback! Well, going after your ex with a sharp object is probably not the best way to go, seeing as there’s that small little detail called a life sentence you’ll most likey have to deal with if you go through with it. If all you can dream about is shoving extremely sharp objects into your ex, here’s your hands clean, murder free way out; the DIY ex voodoo doll kit. A perfect activity for anti-Valentine’s day party- everyone has someone they’d love to turn into a voodoo doll and really stick it to.$9.95
Rose Gold Link Necklace
Show your girl that the link between you is unbreakable with this beautifully craftd rose gold link necklace. Hitting her right around the collarbones, this piece is trendy but still classic enough to hold longevity in her accessory arsenal.$22.00
Occupied Heart Beer Glass
If getting fully inebriated on Valentine’s Day sounds like more your figurative cup of tea than a romantic dinner or watching The Notebook (barf) and eating ice cream as you drown yourself in a pathetic pool of your own, lonely tears, this pint glass is SO you. Let creepers and floozies who might try to approach you on that nauseating day (February 14) get your message loud and clear without ever having to stop sipping that delicious liquid gold that is beer. Your heart has no room for love and foolishness because it’s occupied. Doing something way more important than getting caught up in complicated love dilemmas; it’s pumping blood through your body to keep you alive. Isn’t that quite enough?$18.00Home - *All Products - Eff Valentine's Day! - Drinks - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Alcohol & Smoking - BUY IT!