Eff Valentine's Day!
Bittersweet Dipping Chocolate
Vday is always a bittersweet event. You hate Valentines Day but you love chocolate. On this nauseating day of pink everything and cutesy, lovey dovey, sappy BS, there will be quite enough sweetness flying around everywhere. At your anti-valentine’s day party, satisfy the demand for chocolate with this appropriately bittersweet chocolate dip so you can enjoy the perks of the stupid holiday without having to indulge in the cliche.$24.80
Stupid Cupid shirt
Cupid: A winged, baby-faced deity that flies around shooting random people with his love arrow, making them fall madly in love, regardless of compatibility and financial situations. He never takes into account whether he pairs a perfectly good woman with a bum, a perfectly good, normal, loving man with a psycho girlfriend or a perfectly chill person ridden with baggage and baby mama or baby daddy drama. He’s an a**hole is what he is. A sadistic little bastard that toys with people’s hearts and laughs about it. And yet we give this little flying baby demon a holiday all to his own? F*ck that. Cupid is most definitely STUPID.$14.95
Love Sucks Wristband
Tell ’em how you really feel and wear it with pride. These Love Sucks and Cupid is Stupid wristbands are a perfect party favor for anti-valentine’s day functions and for anyone who wouldn’t be caught dead rocking red or pink on that dreadful day, February 14.$1.49*All Products - Eff Valentine's Day! - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Gifts for Kids - Funny & Gag - BUY IT!
Screw Valentine’s Day Pinata
If Valentine’s day hasn’t exactly been good to you over the years, stop pretending! Whether you’re single, divorced, or in a relationship but have a bone to pick with all the crap you went through before, this piata will let you get all of that pent up frustration out and let you have fun with friends at the same time. Just aim, visualize that jerk’s face there, and swing!$17.00
Honey Badger VDay Card
You think the honey badger gives a sh*t about Valentine’s Day? He eats cobras, runs into houses full of bees to eat larvae, and decapitates mice, what makes you think the non-sh*t giving creature would start giving one for Valentine’s Day? If the honey badger is your spirit animal, this is the perfect card to give your boo on VDay. Obviously, you, like the honey badger, don’t care. So if you tell your honey boo that you sometimes MIGHT ACTUALLY care…a little…that’s saying alot!$2.95*All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Eff Valentine's Day! - Funny & Gag - BUY IT!
Black Like Your Heart Roses
On Valentine’s Days, we wear black; that’s your motto. Who cares or wants to see couples running around kissing and leaving trails of heart bubbles everywhere, birds chirping love songs and spreading that toxic fume in the air known as love? Bleghh. Barf. Instead of being an innocent bystanding victim of all this stomach curdling affection floating around, do something. Create your own counter celebration. These roses that are black like your soul make for perfect gifts or decorations at your Screw Valentine’s Day or VDay Sucks! celebration.$11.99
Grumpy Cat Postal Stamps
When it comes to a holiday like Valentine’s Day, it’s the details that speak the most. A grumpy cat stamp speaks volumes about you; it says you have a sense of humor. It says you like to make others laugh. But most of all, it says you couldn’t care less about your Valentine’s Day but still sending you a card or gift anyway.$25.15
It’s that dreaded holiday again, the one where everyone is sickeningly sweet, in love, and annoying. You are trying to make your statement by boycotting anything and everything Valentines-y. You have to, however, stay hydrated. Don’t let that be a missed opportunity- let your H20 speak for you by drinking water that is black, like your heart and soul. If you’re a true VDay Grinch, you’ll throw a party to hate on Valentine’s Day amongst friends and drinks. Use Blk water in some of your recipes to add appropriate color or just offer black water bottles at the party as your added detail.$52.02
Valentine’s Day Surgical Mask
Love is in the air- try not to breathe! Don’t panic, we’ve got you. With this ironically Valentine’s Day themed surgical mask, you’ll be able to protect yourself against the dangerous toxic fumes of that nauseating holiday.$10.99*All Products - Eff Valentine's Day! - Gifts for Women - Gifts for Kids - Women's Accessories - BUY IT!
Cheating Detection Kit
They say to deny it no matter what! But when this Cheating Detecting Kit piles up the evidence against them, your romantic lover will have no choice but to fess up. The kit can detect even the smallest traces of love juice left behind. There is enough supply to check up to 10 items of clothing for dried semen and gives you results within 5 minutes. Whether your spouse is cheating, your under age daughter is having sex or there has been an unfortunate incident of sexual abuse or molestation, this is a reliable tool to get conclusive evidence.$49.95
Siamese Shot Glass
Your wing man or woman has been there through thick and thin. They’ve helped you bag that hot chick at the Brass Tap. They’ve taken the fall for you in times of need. They’ve taken one for the team with the busted one just so you could take home that hot one. They’ve covered your stupid fat mouth when you said something ridiculous to your crush while you were drunk, confiscated your phone when you were about to press send on that text to your ex and they’ve held your hair up as you’ve puked your heart and soul out into that toilet bowl. They’ve even covered for you when your father/mother/sister/brother/significant other was blowing up your phone asking where you were and were you really at the library studying or were you perhaps acting like you were auditioning for Girls Gone Wild at your local strip club. They’ve had your back and you two belong together. Take that shot the way you two belong- together! This siamese Shot Glass holds 5.5 ounces, leaving you each with 2.75 oz of liquid courage and memory making. Cheers! To all the drinking buddies and amazing wingmen and women out there! Wing on!$7.95*All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Eff Valentine's Day! - Drinks - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Alcohol & Smoking - BUY IT!
Himalayan Salt Shotglasses
Famous for it’s many health benefits, Himalayan pink sea salt is also a beautiful and intricately beautiful material that will add a unique and modern look to your kitchen or home bar. This set of 4 glasses, although made of this pink salt, is durable enough to where it won’t erode after adding liquid, as long as it is wiped off and not kept in liquid constantly. It’s exotic look resembles rose quartz and tastes salty, perfect for taking shots of tequila. It’s a more holistic approach to taking shots. Cheers!$30.00Home - *All Products - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Eff Valentine's Day! - Drinks - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Alcohol & Smoking - BUY IT!