Valentine's Day Gifts
Strip Tease Stripper Pole
We’ve all fantasized about either being a stripper or taking one home. Or hey, maybe both. Realize you and your man’s fantasies a by getting this Strip Tease Stripper Pole. Installation is easy as it comes with an installation DVD for the handy inept. This sturdy stripper pole is great for static or spinning tricks creating the ultimate strip tease whether your a beginner or an expert. As an exercise accessory it allows for a fun and exciting way to tone and gain strength. As erotic play in the bedroom it allows for fun and exciting ways to get down and dirty. This is a win-win situation here people!$129.99*All Products - Gifts for Women - Sexy Gifts - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - BUY IT!
Grumpy Cat Valentine’s Plush
Not a fan of Valentine’s Day? Neither is Grumpy Cat. She’s here to express her absolute loathing for the holiday of love. She bears gifts, a heart with her favorite word ever: NO. This is what her answer is to about 90% of everything, actually. A perfect gift for the regular Valentine’s Day hater or grinch.$7.49*All Products - Eff Valentine's Day! - Gifts for Kids - Gifts for Women - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - BUY IT!
Rose Pattern Paint Roller
Ordinary roses die. Give your girl not just a dozen, perishable flowers but a room full of long lasting, beautiful roses- on the wall! This empaistic flower pattern paint roller is a handy and innovative way of creating patterns on the wall without having to look to hard to handle decals and wall stickers. No need to plaster wallpaper up either.$10.99
If your home is need of some revamping, try the rustic boho look. This beautiful geo diamond shaped terrarium is a perfect way to start your terrarium collection. Looks great virtually anywhere and can be used for almost any type of home dcor.$79.95
Sex Panther Pheromone Cologne
Rawr! Look at you, sex panther. Your manly manliness it’s just too overwhelming. This, manly sex panther man, is the scent of masculinity and animalistic natural instincts that elicit passionate outbursts out of any woman who happens to wander into your vicinity.WARNING: PRODUCT MAY ONLY BE WORN BY MEN AMONG MEN WHO ARE MORE RAGING BEASTLY PANTHERS THAN MEN. If anyone without the level of manliness required to wear sex panther cologne tries to wear this, the intensity of it will immediately make them roll into a fetal position, suck their thumb and cal lfor mommy to come save them.$34.00*All Products - Gifts for Men - Men’s Accessories - Sexy Gifts - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - BUY IT!
Dead Cupid Smartphone Case
Cupid’s history of consistently f*cking up lives makes him the most notorious emotional terrorist in existence. He hopes to strike again this February 14. Your mission: kill him. If this is your mission, this smartphone case will truly express your feelings for that flabby flying baby who enjoys screwing up everyone’s life.$14.99
Bittersweet Dipping Chocolate
Vday is always a bittersweet event. You hate Valentines Day but you love chocolate. On this nauseating day of pink everything and cutesy, lovey dovey, sappy BS, there will be quite enough sweetness flying around everywhere. At your anti-valentine’s day party, satisfy the demand for chocolate with this appropriately bittersweet chocolate dip so you can enjoy the perks of the stupid holiday without having to indulge in the cliche.$24.80
Love Sucks Wristband
Tell ’em how you really feel and wear it with pride. These Love Sucks and Cupid is Stupid wristbands are a perfect party favor for anti-valentine’s day functions and for anyone who wouldn’t be caught dead rocking red or pink on that dreadful day, February 14.$1.49*All Products - Eff Valentine's Day! - Funny & Gag - Gifts for Kids - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - BUY IT!
Grumpy Cat Postal Stamps
When it comes to a holiday like Valentine’s Day, it’s the details that speak the most. A grumpy cat stamp speaks volumes about you; it says you have a sense of humor. It says you like to make others laugh. But most of all, it says you couldn’t care less about your Valentine’s Day but still sending you a card or gift anyway.$25.15
Honey Badger VDay Card
You think the honey badger gives a sh*t about Valentine’s Day? He eats cobras, runs into houses full of bees to eat larvae, and decapitates mice, what makes you think the non-sh*t giving creature would start giving one for Valentine’s Day? If the honey badger is your spirit animal, this is the perfect card to give your boo on VDay. Obviously, you, like the honey badger, don’t care. So if you tell your honey boo that you sometimes MIGHT ACTUALLY care…a little…that’s saying alot!$2.95*All Products - Eff Valentine's Day! - Funny & Gag - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - BUY IT!
Heart Cut Out Panties
Seduce him (or her) and get in the Valentine’s Day spirit with this sexy little number. Show off your ASSets and deliver the perfect Valentine’s gift in the perfect way.$9.95*All Products - Gifts for Women - Sexy Gifts - Valentine's Day Gifts - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Women's Accessories - BUY IT!
Vodka is my Valentine Flask
You don’t need a boytoy and you don’t need armcandy. You just need a DRINK. Keep your beloved on you at all times in your very own 6 oz flask full of that good stuff while making a statement about how you really feel about this ridiculous holiday honoring all the wrong things. Love? pfff. Relationships. HA. You have a REAL valentine in your life that loves you unconditionally. They might not be much of a morning person, but hey no one’s perfect and your beloved vodka is the closest you will get.$24.50*All Products - Alcohol & Smoking - Drinks - Eff Valentine's Day! - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - BUY IT!