Valentine's Day Gifts
Strip Tease Stripper Pole
We’ve all fantasized about either being a stripper or taking one home. Or hey, maybe both. Realize you and your man’s fantasies a by getting this Strip Tease Stripper Pole. Installation is easy as it comes with an installation DVD for the handy inept. This sturdy stripper pole is great for static or spinning tricks creating the ultimate strip tease whether your a beginner or an expert. As an exercise accessory it allows for a fun and exciting way to tone and gain strength. As erotic play in the bedroom it allows for fun and exciting ways to get down and dirty. This is a win-win situation here people!$129.99Sexy Gifts - *All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Women - BUY IT!
Sex Panther Pheromone Cologne
Rawr! Look at you, sex panther. Your manly manliness it’s just too overwhelming. This, manly sex panther man, is the scent of masculinity and animalistic natural instincts that elicit passionate outbursts out of any woman who happens to wander into your vicinity.WARNING: PRODUCT MAY ONLY BE WORN BY MEN AMONG MEN WHO ARE MORE RAGING BEASTLY PANTHERS THAN MEN. If anyone without the level of manliness required to wear sex panther cologne tries to wear this, the intensity of it will immediately make them roll into a fetal position, suck their thumb and cal lfor mommy to come save them.$34.00Sexy Gifts - *All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Men’s Accessories - BUY IT!
Dead Cupid Smartphone Case
Cupid’s history of consistently f*cking up lives makes him the most notorious emotional terrorist in existence. He hopes to strike again this February 14. Your mission: kill him. If this is your mission, this smartphone case will truly express your feelings for that flabby flying baby who enjoys screwing up everyone’s life.$14.99
Grumpy Cat Valentine’s Plush
Not a fan of Valentine’s Day? Neither is Grumpy Cat. She’s here to express her absolute loathing for the holiday of love. She bears gifts, a heart with her favorite word ever: NO. This is what her answer is to about 90% of everything, actually. A perfect gift for the regular Valentine’s Day hater or grinch.$7.49*All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Eff Valentine's Day! - Gifts for Women - Gifts for Kids - BUY IT!
Rose Pattern Paint Roller
Ordinary roses die. Give your girl not just a dozen, perishable flowers but a room full of long lasting, beautiful roses- on the wall! This empaistic flower pattern paint roller is a handy and innovative way of creating patterns on the wall without having to look to hard to handle decals and wall stickers. No need to plaster wallpaper up either.$10.99
If your home is need of some revamping, try the rustic boho look. This beautiful geo diamond shaped terrarium is a perfect way to start your terrarium collection. Looks great virtually anywhere and can be used for almost any type of home dcor.$79.95
Grumpy Cat Vday Iphone Case
Grumpy cat had a Valentine once. It was awful, she says. If you, like Grumpy Cat, would rather shield yourself from the impending barrage of heart shaped missiles that might be fired at you on this national holiday honoring love and other forms of foolishness, this iphone case is for you.$3.99*All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Eff Valentine's Day! - Gifts for Women - Smartphones - BUY IT!
Stupid Cupid shirt
Cupid: A winged, baby-faced deity that flies around shooting random people with his love arrow, making them fall madly in love, regardless of compatibility and financial situations. He never takes into account whether he pairs a perfectly good woman with a bum, a perfectly good, normal, loving man with a psycho girlfriend or a perfectly chill person ridden with baggage and baby mama or baby daddy drama. He’s an a**hole is what he is. A sadistic little bastard that toys with people’s hearts and laughs about it. And yet we give this little flying baby demon a holiday all to his own? F*ck that. Cupid is most definitely STUPID.$14.95
Screw Valentine’s Day Pinata
If Valentine’s day hasn’t exactly been good to you over the years, stop pretending! Whether you’re single, divorced, or in a relationship but have a bone to pick with all the crap you went through before, this piata will let you get all of that pent up frustration out and let you have fun with friends at the same time. Just aim, visualize that jerk’s face there, and swing!$17.00
Black Like Your Heart Roses
On Valentine’s Days, we wear black; that’s your motto. Who cares or wants to see couples running around kissing and leaving trails of heart bubbles everywhere, birds chirping love songs and spreading that toxic fume in the air known as love? Bleghh. Barf. Instead of being an innocent bystanding victim of all this stomach curdling affection floating around, do something. Create your own counter celebration. These roses that are black like your soul make for perfect gifts or decorations at your Screw Valentine’s Day or VDay Sucks! celebration.$11.99
It’s that dreaded holiday again, the one where everyone is sickeningly sweet, in love, and annoying. You are trying to make your statement by boycotting anything and everything Valentines-y. You have to, however, stay hydrated. Don’t let that be a missed opportunity- let your H20 speak for you by drinking water that is black, like your heart and soul. If you’re a true VDay Grinch, you’ll throw a party to hate on Valentine’s Day amongst friends and drinks. Use Blk water in some of your recipes to add appropriate color or just offer black water bottles at the party as your added detail.$52.02
Cat is my Valentine Tshirt
All you need in this live of sin is you and your cat friend, you and your cat friend. Own it with this “My cat is my valentine” shirt and sh*t on everyone who’s hugged up and being nauseatingly sappy.$13.99*All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Eff Valentine's Day! - Gifts for Men - Funny & Gag - BUY IT!