Valentine's Day Gifts
Screw Valentine’s Day Pinata
If Valentine’s day hasn’t exactly been good to you over the years, stop pretending! Whether you’re single, divorced, or in a relationship but have a bone to pick with all the crap you went through before, this piata will let you get all of that pent up frustration out and let you have fun with friends at the same time. Just aim, visualize that jerk’s face there, and swing!$17.00
Black Like Your Heart Roses
On Valentine’s Days, we wear black; that’s your motto. Who cares or wants to see couples running around kissing and leaving trails of heart bubbles everywhere, birds chirping love songs and spreading that toxic fume in the air known as love? Bleghh. Barf. Instead of being an innocent bystanding victim of all this stomach curdling affection floating around, do something. Create your own counter celebration. These roses that are black like your soul make for perfect gifts or decorations at your Screw Valentine’s Day or VDay Sucks! celebration.$11.99
It’s that dreaded holiday again, the one where everyone is sickeningly sweet, in love, and annoying. You are trying to make your statement by boycotting anything and everything Valentines-y. You have to, however, stay hydrated. Don’t let that be a missed opportunity- let your H20 speak for you by drinking water that is black, like your heart and soul. If you’re a true VDay Grinch, you’ll throw a party to hate on Valentine’s Day amongst friends and drinks. Use Blk water in some of your recipes to add appropriate color or just offer black water bottles at the party as your added detail.$52.02
Cat is my Valentine Tshirt
All you need in this live of sin is you and your cat friend, you and your cat friend. Own it with this “My cat is my valentine” shirt and sh*t on everyone who’s hugged up and being nauseatingly sappy.$13.99*All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Eff Valentine's Day! - Gifts for Men - Funny & Gag - BUY IT!
Rude Heart Candy Decals
If you’re making a statement about how much you hate Vday, you’ll need to put a spin on the classic look of Vday with a really rude, sarcastic twist. These Valentine’s-y colored decals look like they’re in the spirit but once you read what each heart has to say, you realize they’re definitely NOT.$5.04
Cat is my Valentine T-Shirt (Her)
Face it, you’re a alone on Valentine’s Day which means you’re doomed to live the life of a crazy cat lady/spinster. F*ck it, own that sh*t! Rock your life status proudly as you walk amongst all these hand-holding, lip-locking, googly-eyed, Notebook-watching lovebirds that make you want to vomit. Who needs romance anyway when you have your tride and true feline friend who’s got your back! Granted, he literally has your back because his claws are dug into that cashmere sweater, but yeah- he’s got it!$19.99*All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Eff Valentine's Day! - Gifts for Women - Funny & Gag - BUY IT!
Vday Lollipop Condom
Give your lover something sweet for Valentine’s Day-how bout a nice condom pop for starters? It gives them a nice little preview of just what they’e in for for the night and still looks great amongst other nicely packages Vday gifts.$5.95
Honey Badger Talking Plush
Forget a boring teddy bear for Valentine’s Day. You think Teddy gives a sh*t about your undying love for your girl/boyfriend? Well he doesn’t and he doesn’t do much more than sit there and collect dust. If you’re going to gift your honey with a plush anima that couldn’t care less about your relationship, might as well be a honey badger that makes you laugh with his rude remarks. The world’s most fearless animal, this guy aint never scared! He has a variety of things to say to you that will leave you offended but tres amused.$41.55
Bittersweet Dipping Chocolate
Vday is always a bittersweet event. You hate Valentines Day but you love chocolate. On this nauseating day of pink everything and cutesy, lovey dovey, sappy BS, there will be quite enough sweetness flying around everywhere. At your anti-valentine’s day party, satisfy the demand for chocolate with this appropriately bittersweet chocolate dip so you can enjoy the perks of the stupid holiday without having to indulge in the cliche.$24.80
Love Sucks Wristband
Tell ’em how you really feel and wear it with pride. These Love Sucks and Cupid is Stupid wristbands are a perfect party favor for anti-valentine’s day functions and for anyone who wouldn’t be caught dead rocking red or pink on that dreadful day, February 14.$1.49*All Products - Eff Valentine's Day! - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Gifts for Kids - Funny & Gag - BUY IT!
Wearable Finger Vibrator
Meet the new face of wearable vibrators with the Wearable Finger Vibrator. It is the only one of its kind that is designed for both clitoral and internal stimulation. As the smallest finger vibrator available, it allows for versatility where your fingers can easily stroke, squeeze and surround in sensation unlike any vibrator out there. Each vibration pod is enclosed in supple silicone finger pads for the maximum arousal and comfort. This wearable vibrator is sure to deliver multiple sexy, out-of-body, toe-curling orgasms! Batteries INCLUDED.$79.00Sexy Gifts - *All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Gifts for Women - Tech & Gadgets - BUY IT!
Music Pod Sexual Stimulator
Cum to the beat of your own drum with our Music Pod Sexual Stimulator! This amazing pleasure system allows you to sync vibration patterns with the rhythm of your favorite tunes. This ultimate sex gadget is versatile as it can connect to any music device that has a headphone jack. Want more stimulation? Turn the music up- literally. As your volume goes up so does the stimulation. This toy is not built for water but we’re sure you can find plenty of uses for it on dry land. Batteries sold separately.$62.95Sexy Gifts - *All Products - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Gifts for Women - Audio - BUY IT!