Valentine's Day Gifts
Bittersweet Dipping Chocolate
Vday is always a bittersweet event. You hate Valentines Day but you love chocolate. On this nauseating day of pink everything and cutesy, lovey dovey, sappy BS, there will be quite enough sweetness flying around everywhere. At your anti-valentine’s day party, satisfy the demand for chocolate with this appropriately bittersweet chocolate dip so you can enjoy the perks of the stupid holiday without having to indulge in the cliche.$24.80
Love Sucks Wristband
Tell ’em how you really feel and wear it with pride. These Love Sucks and Cupid is Stupid wristbands are a perfect party favor for anti-valentine’s day functions and for anyone who wouldn’t be caught dead rocking red or pink on that dreadful day, February 14.$1.49*All Products - Eff Valentine's Day! - Funny & Gag - Gifts for Kids - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - BUY IT!
Grumpy Cat Postal Stamps
When it comes to a holiday like Valentine’s Day, it’s the details that speak the most. A grumpy cat stamp speaks volumes about you; it says you have a sense of humor. It says you like to make others laugh. But most of all, it says you couldn’t care less about your Valentine’s Day but still sending you a card or gift anyway.$25.15
Honey Badger VDay Card
You think the honey badger gives a sh*t about Valentine’s Day? He eats cobras, runs into houses full of bees to eat larvae, and decapitates mice, what makes you think the non-sh*t giving creature would start giving one for Valentine’s Day? If the honey badger is your spirit animal, this is the perfect card to give your boo on VDay. Obviously, you, like the honey badger, don’t care. So if you tell your honey boo that you sometimes MIGHT ACTUALLY care…a little…that’s saying alot!$2.95*All Products - Eff Valentine's Day! - Funny & Gag - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - BUY IT!
Heart Cut Out Panties
Seduce him (or her) and get in the Valentine’s Day spirit with this sexy little number. Show off your ASSets and deliver the perfect Valentine’s gift in the perfect way.$9.95*All Products - Gifts for Women - Sexy Gifts - Valentine's Day Gifts - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Women's Accessories - BUY IT!
Vodka is my Valentine Flask
You don’t need a boytoy and you don’t need armcandy. You just need a DRINK. Keep your beloved on you at all times in your very own 6 oz flask full of that good stuff while making a statement about how you really feel about this ridiculous holiday honoring all the wrong things. Love? pfff. Relationships. HA. You have a REAL valentine in your life that loves you unconditionally. They might not be much of a morning person, but hey no one’s perfect and your beloved vodka is the closest you will get.$24.50*All Products - Alcohol & Smoking - Drinks - Eff Valentine's Day! - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - BUY IT!
Grumpy Cat Vday Iphone Case
Grumpy cat had a Valentine once. It was awful, she says. If you, like Grumpy Cat, would rather shield yourself from the impending barrage of heart shaped missiles that might be fired at you on this national holiday honoring love and other forms of foolishness, this iphone case is for you.$3.99*All Products - Eff Valentine's Day! - Gifts for Women - Smartphones - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - BUY IT!
Stupid Cupid shirt
Cupid: A winged, baby-faced deity that flies around shooting random people with his love arrow, making them fall madly in love, regardless of compatibility and financial situations. He never takes into account whether he pairs a perfectly good woman with a bum, a perfectly good, normal, loving man with a psycho girlfriend or a perfectly chill person ridden with baggage and baby mama or baby daddy drama. He’s an a**hole is what he is. A sadistic little bastard that toys with people’s hearts and laughs about it. And yet we give this little flying baby demon a holiday all to his own? F*ck that. Cupid is most definitely STUPID.$14.95
Screw Valentine’s Day Pinata
If Valentine’s day hasn’t exactly been good to you over the years, stop pretending! Whether you’re single, divorced, or in a relationship but have a bone to pick with all the crap you went through before, this piata will let you get all of that pent up frustration out and let you have fun with friends at the same time. Just aim, visualize that jerk’s face there, and swing!$17.00
Black Like Your Heart Roses
On Valentine’s Days, we wear black; that’s your motto. Who cares or wants to see couples running around kissing and leaving trails of heart bubbles everywhere, birds chirping love songs and spreading that toxic fume in the air known as love? Bleghh. Barf. Instead of being an innocent bystanding victim of all this stomach curdling affection floating around, do something. Create your own counter celebration. These roses that are black like your soul make for perfect gifts or decorations at your Screw Valentine’s Day or VDay Sucks! celebration.$11.99
Wearable Finger Vibrator
Meet the new face of wearable vibrators with the Wearable Finger Vibrator. It is the only one of its kind that is designed for both clitoral and internal stimulation. As the smallest finger vibrator available, it allows for versatility where your fingers can easily stroke, squeeze and surround in sensation unlike any vibrator out there. Each vibration pod is enclosed in supple silicone finger pads for the maximum arousal and comfort. This wearable vibrator is sure to deliver multiple sexy, out-of-body, toe-curling orgasms! Batteries INCLUDED.$79.00*All Products - Gifts for Women - Sexy Gifts - Tech & Gadgets - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - BUY IT!
Music Pod Sexual Stimulator
Cum to the beat of your own drum with our Music Pod Sexual Stimulator! This amazing pleasure system allows you to sync vibration patterns with the rhythm of your favorite tunes. This ultimate sex gadget is versatile as it can connect to any music device that has a headphone jack. Want more stimulation? Turn the music up- literally. As your volume goes up so does the stimulation. This toy is not built for water but we’re sure you can find plenty of uses for it on dry land. Batteries sold separately.$62.95*All Products - Audio - Gifts for Women - Jiver Picks - Sexy Gifts - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - BUY IT!