Valentine's Day Gifts for Him
Valentine's Day Gifts FOR HIM
A nice watch is nice but when it has some real skilled, thoughtful design, it passes the just “nice” territory and goes into the truly unique category. Your loved one will appreciate the craftsmanship that went into this stainless steel and silicon watch, made to recreate the topography of the earth.BUY IT! $145.00
Robo Lawn Mower
There’s nothing quite like mowing the lawn. It’s time consuming, it’s tiring, it’s a great experience- said no one EVER. Mowing the lawn SUCKS. Paying someone else to do it sucks. Hire someone who only requires you to pay them once and done- the robot lawn mower! It’s like something out of a futuristic dream and like something out of a boyscout who needs to raise funds’ nightmare. This smart robot mower is totally unmanned and independent, fully equipped with collision sensors, rain sensors, and theft protection systems so not only do you not have to worry about working yourself to exhaustion but you also do not have to worry about it being stolen.$1,885.00Home - *All Products - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Outdoor - BUY IT!
Unwrap Me Red Teddy
You can gift him with a wallet, watch, cufflinks, ties or headphones but you know what he really wants. After he’s wine, dined and romanced you away, don’t you think he deserves a little reward? Be his Valentine’s gift this February 14th and let him unwrap you.$19.99Sexy Gifts - *All Products - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - Women's Accessories - BUY IT!
Strip Tease Stripper Pole
We’ve all fantasized about either being a stripper or taking one home. Or hey, maybe both. Realize you and your man’s fantasies a by getting this Strip Tease Stripper Pole. Installation is easy as it comes with an installation DVD for the handy inept. This sturdy stripper pole is great for static or spinning tricks creating the ultimate strip tease whether your a beginner or an expert. As an exercise accessory it allows for a fun and exciting way to tone and gain strength. As erotic play in the bedroom it allows for fun and exciting ways to get down and dirty. This is a win-win situation here people!$129.99Sexy Gifts - *All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Women - BUY IT!
Sex Panther Pheromone Cologne
Rawr! Look at you, sex panther. Your manly manliness it’s just too overwhelming. This, manly sex panther man, is the scent of masculinity and animalistic natural instincts that elicit passionate outbursts out of any woman who happens to wander into your vicinity.WARNING: PRODUCT MAY ONLY BE WORN BY MEN AMONG MEN WHO ARE MORE RAGING BEASTLY PANTHERS THAN MEN. If anyone without the level of manliness required to wear sex panther cologne tries to wear this, the intensity of it will immediately make them roll into a fetal position, suck their thumb and cal lfor mommy to come save them.$34.00Sexy Gifts - *All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Men’s Accessories - BUY IT!
Vday Lollipop Condom
Give your lover something sweet for Valentine’s Day-how bout a nice condom pop for starters? It gives them a nice little preview of just what they’e in for for the night and still looks great amongst other nicely packages Vday gifts.$5.95
Vodka is my Valentine Flask
You don’t need a boytoy and you don’t need armcandy. You just need a DRINK. Keep your beloved on you at all times in your very own 6 oz flask full of that good stuff while making a statement about how you really feel about this ridiculous holiday honoring all the wrong things. Love? pfff. Relationships. HA. You have a REAL valentine in your life that loves you unconditionally. They might not be much of a morning person, but hey no one’s perfect and your beloved vodka is the closest you will get.$24.50*All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Eff Valentine's Day! - Drinks - Alcohol & Smoking - BUY IT!
Honey Badger VDay Card
You think the honey badger gives a sh*t about Valentine’s Day? He eats cobras, runs into houses full of bees to eat larvae, and decapitates mice, what makes you think the non-sh*t giving creature would start giving one for Valentine’s Day? If the honey badger is your spirit animal, this is the perfect card to give your boo on VDay. Obviously, you, like the honey badger, don’t care. So if you tell your honey boo that you sometimes MIGHT ACTUALLY care…a little…that’s saying alot!$2.95*All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Eff Valentine's Day! - Funny & Gag - BUY IT!
Cat is my Valentine Tshirt
All you need in this live of sin is you and your cat friend, you and your cat friend. Own it with this “My cat is my valentine” shirt and sh*t on everyone who’s hugged up and being nauseatingly sappy.$13.99*All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Eff Valentine's Day! - Gifts for Men - Funny & Gag - BUY IT!
Tantric Pleasure Sex Whip
Awaken the sultry, dominating sex master within with our Tantric Pleasure Whip. It is made from high quality leather ensuring durability and long life. Each fall has a tapered tip for erotic arousal or punishment. The braided handle and wrist loop allow for maximum control and manageability. No torture chamber should go without!$78.92Home - Sexy Gifts - *All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - BUY IT!
Sure F*ck Pheromone Cologne
Tired of spending time, money and energy on outings and never being guaraneed some action in return? Time for some surefire wins. Go out KNOWING what the end of your night holds. Sure F*ck will help you get that certainty. Made with known aphrodisiacal ingredients like warm coriander, orange flower and patchouli. Also features notes of cedar, sandalwood and amber, letting members of the opposite (or hey, same) sex, too, know you’re a tough, rustic man of the earth an ambodiment of masculinity and an Adonis.$24.00Sexy Gifts - *All Products - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Men’s Accessories - BUY IT!
Couple’s Wish Ball
Well wishes, hopes and dreams are some of the purest energies a human being can release into the world. Harness that energy into a personal memento that encapsulates all that good will and wonder into one beautiful, ,hand crafted orb. A perfect way to store all the things you want to say to someone, perhaps a love capsule in which you and your lover will store all the things that you love about each other. An alternative to a guest book at a baby shower, wedding, wedding shower, baptism or more. The possibilities are endlessly unique and far outdoes a simple card that will be forever forgotten.$32.00Home - *All Products - Jiver Picks - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - BUY IT!
Oral Sex Game
Get ready to let go of all your inhibitions when playing this Oral Sex Board game. Find new and exciting ways to tantalize your lover’s private parts- avec la bouche! The game comes with two sexy dice, 2 player pieces and edible kiwi-strawberry lubricant to assist during your hot, wet and luscious oral adventure.$20.99Sexy Gifts - *All Products - Valentine's Day Gifts for Her - Valentine's Day Gifts for Him - Gifts for Men - Gifts for Women - BUY IT!