Stupid Cupid shirt
Cupid: A winged, baby-faced deity that flies around shooting random people with his love arrow, making them fall madly in love, regardless of compatibility and financial situations. He never takes into account whether he pairs a perfectly good woman with a bum, a perfectly good, normal, loving man with a psycho girlfriend or a perfectly chill person ridden with baggage and baby mama or baby daddy drama. He’s an a**hole is what he is. A sadistic little bastard that toys with people’s hearts and laughs about it. And yet we give this little flying baby demon a holiday all to his own? F*ck that. Cupid is most definitely STUPID.