Siamese Umbrella


Sometimes, your love of walking right next to someone will outweigh your concern for how high your rating is on the douchebag meter. Why separate your strides when you can remain inseparable, even when it rains? This siamese umbrella is made for two people who just can’t stand to step away from each other even for one moment. No more cramming in under one measly umbrella, this thing has ample room for the pair of you crazy lovebirds or besties. Get this umbrella first-then, for your next purchase, consider the siamese toilet bowl. Handcuffs! You’ll be well on your way to being siamese twins for life.

BUY IT! $65.00

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• Fully shelters 2 people from the rain without causing unnecessary separation while walking side by side
• Single button release
• Unique and practical